I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Randomize
