i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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