Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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