3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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