HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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