you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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