Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
