It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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