So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
