Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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