If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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