you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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