Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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