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hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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