i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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