I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
