she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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