Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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