I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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