please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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