I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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