am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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