Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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