no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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