I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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