why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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