so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
