He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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