even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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