So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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