i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you had me at cake vodka
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Randomize