Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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