thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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