i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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