Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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