i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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