can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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