Your tits are I can't wait for
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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