Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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