she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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