How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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