im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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