thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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