Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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