I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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