i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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