I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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