I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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