Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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