Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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