please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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