I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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