hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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