No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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