just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
